Melvin: Woman do not try me! Bend over!
Candy: *whining* I can’t go any further! My knees hurt and I will tip over if I move-
Melvin: Hold still! I am about to-
Candy: That is what you said five minutes ago! I am no longer young!
Melvin: Almost… *lets out a huge sigh of relief* done!
Candy: *collapses onto the ground* I can’t believe this is happening in our garden.
Ten minutes before
Candy: We need to move it.
Melvin: You think?
Candy: Don’t be sassy with me! This is not my fault!
Melvin: Well if you hadn’t let him in…
Candy: How was I meant to know that he would turn psycho?! And you uncaring husband! He tore at my dress! And look! *lifts up dress almost to her crotch* and the marks on my thighs!
Melvin: Hey! He is dead! Woman what the hell is your problem! I killed him, didn’t I?!
Candy: Yes *voice fading* and screamed like a girl while you are at it…
Melvin: *with a raised voice* WOMAN! Don’t you be trying my patience this early in the morning!
Five minute before
Candy: We could have put him in a trash bag and dumped him. I swear he will rot and smell!
Melvin: That ratchet diplomat would have known it was us.
Candy: *grumbling* what is the worst that she could have done?
Melvin: Sue us for our entire net worth perhaps?!
Candy: *Sighs* Fine. He was adorable though…
Melvin: Shut up and lower him down. *more to himself* I just hope that four feet under is far enough.
Candy: So rude *lowering the creature*
Melvin: Mary mother of-! What kind of knot is that?! How in the world am I meant to untie that!
Candy: *yelling* Then you should have done it yourself! And this rope isn’t long enough!
Melvin: Because of your stupid way of tying knots!
Candy: Can’t I just let go of the rope?
Melvin: Then how will I get back out?
Candy: *grinning* What was that? I should let go?